You really, really want to swear, but it is not appropriate in your current environment. This cup makes a statement without harming sensitive eyes and ears, or triggering a butthurt report. Unless someone really dislikes flamingoes or pink art deco patterns.
Bright flamingoes face the center where the statement is located. The cup works great for those endless death by powerpoint meetings, where the only purpose is to endlessly beat a dead horse. (No horses were actually harmed in the making of this cup). Face the center so others can see it, and share your feelings that you don't give a flying flamingo about whatever the speaker is droning forever on about.
The mug is sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher, and hopefully overly-sensitive co-workers.
• Ceramic • Dishwasher and microwave safe • White and glossy